Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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