So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
