i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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