just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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