I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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