Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
false alarm. still invincible.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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