More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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