She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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