Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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