I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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