I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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