OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
