i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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