Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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