I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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