what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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