it's too hot outside to masturbate.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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