Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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