Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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