well I can't set my house on fire every night
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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