scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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