Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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