that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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