Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im holly from the hills drunk
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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