yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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