I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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