...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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