I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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