The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize