Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
