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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Shame - the story of my life.
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