do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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