Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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