one two three fourrrrnication!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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