I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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