Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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