8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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