Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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