I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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