Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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