Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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