do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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