So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I just cut my nipple shaving
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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