you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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