After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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