so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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