what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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