There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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