It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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