:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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